Historical Accuracy Demands A Cave Beneath Your Castle With a Brothel & Caveman Ghosts

Cave below Wawel Castle

I just visited Krakow, Poland, where I had the pleasure of meeting with some local RPG gamers who deserve a post of their own. This one, however, is about a cave they urged me to visit, called the Dragon’s Den. Here are some of the many awesome things about it:

  • It is directly under the early 16th-century Wawel Castle – we entered the cave by descending a very narrow spiral staircase on top of the castle hill.
  • Legend has it that the cave used to contain a dragon,  Smok Wawelski, who defeated many great warriors before being brought low by an adventurer (with the cobbler background skill) named Skuba Dratewka, who fed it a sheep stuffed with sulfur.
  • It used to contain a brothel. The fact that the denizens of the royal palace could nip down the hill to a house of ill repute may have something to do with the fact that at one point 25% of people in Krakow had noble blood (according to these Polish gamers at least).
  • The part we walked through is just one part of a larger complex, which was discovered in 1974:

The left arrow is the cave mouth; the right is the spiral staircase

  • The part of the cave you can’t go into contains an honest-to-God troglobyte, a rare crustacean from the Tertiary
  • The signs in the cave suggest that people were living there in the Stone Age; although the Wiki translation of this page seems to say the oldest traces of man found there date back to the end of the 16th century, people were certainly living on the hill above the cave in the paleolithic era.

I believe this is the side tunnel - certainly I didn't get to go into anything like this.

Moral of this story: more historical accuracy = more dragons kicked out of their caves to make way for whorehouses conveniently located to castles.

5 Responses to “Historical Accuracy Demands A Cave Beneath Your Castle With a Brothel & Caveman Ghosts”

  1. July 4, 2010 at 10:01 pm

    That is truly awesome. Now when you say brothel, do you suppose there was actually a wooden structure inside the cave at some point? or were there simply floozies and madams hanging around at certain times?

  2. 2 Naked
    July 5, 2010 at 2:05 am

    Hey, I’ve been there!

    Supposedly the sanctuary carries dragon’s bones over the entrance which, if they ever crack and fall to the ground, will signify the end of the world.

  3. 3 maldoor
    July 5, 2010 at 5:22 pm

    Nice! More for the “truth stranger than fiction” file.

    If I were to pick up an adventure with this written in it, I bet my reaction would be, “Awesome, but a bit far-fetched…”

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