Last time: super-escape artist Mister Miracle literally stepped into Doctor Bedlam’s latest trap–a fifty-story building filled with ordinary humans driven to murderous rage by the doctor’s paranoid pill–and was bound in chains, locked into a trunk, and thrown off the 45th floor!
Mister Miracle #4 takes up split seconds later. Short version: Mister Miracle escapes. But that’s not the memorable part of this story.
big bonus! big surprise! big barda!
A woman! A woman in a Jack Kirby Fourth World title! Who’s not “simple but worried secretary Claudia Shane!” Who’s not a wallflower like Beautiful Dreamer, whom readers didn’t think could talk because she was so passive! Who’s not a villainess like Granny Goodness! Mister Miracle #4 debuts Barda, a friend of Scott Free’s and an officer in the Female Furies of Apokolips.
Barda’s here partially for sex appeal. Kirby based her look off actress and singer Lainie Kazan, who had done a nude spread for Playboy in late 1970 (not pictured because I value your continued employment). Later this issue we see Barda in a bikini, and it’s an unusual amount of skin for a Kirby book, though she has no belly-button…
Barda’s also here to provide backstory. In the Mister Miracle series so far, every month something eerie and threatening happens, but Scott Free does not lose his cool: he expects it, and he’s pretty tight-lipped about explaining things to the poor, mystified Oberon. Clearly there’s an origin story here, but Scott apparently is keeping it bottled up inside. Barda’s less circumspect: she tells Oberon (and the readers) that she grew up with Scott in Granny’s orphanage and eventually helped him escape to Earth. They’ve got a shared history, and at least one of them is willing to blab about it.
Barda is also here to add some chaos to Oberon’s somewhat-frayed domesticity. It’s interesting to contrast the home life scenes in Mister Miracle with those in Forever People and New Gods. The Forever People hang out with Donnie and Uncle Willie for a little while in issue #2, but the humans are weird hosts and the gods are strange guests, and they can’t wait to tell Donnie, “Have a nice life!” and leave in issue #3. (The typical super hero doesn’t make such a formal goodbye unless he doesn’t expect or intend to return.) The “O’Ryan Gang” is somewhat more ordinary than a crippled child living alone in a slum with his senile, gun-toting uncle, but they can’t take a break from formally introducing themselves long enough to have normal interactions. Yet Scott and Oberon have a convincing foolhardy-child/worrywart-parent relationship, and Barda helps bring this characterization to the fore. I’m trying to think of the last time I saw a male super hero cook dinner in a Silver Age comic…
And of course, Barda is also here to punish fools.
Yes, butch Barda’s version of Mother Box is called her “Mega-Rod.” Don’t joke about it to her face.
It’s hard to talk about Barda without also talking about female characters in super hero comics. DC’s major heroines at this point were Wonder Woman and Supergirl, both of whom were strong and effective, but weren’t directly at war with traditional gender expectations. Over at Marvel, the most prominent female characters at that time were probably the Invisible Girl, who was so stupid she couldn’t even pick a name for her baby:
And the Wasp, whose reaction when told that an innocent man is dying of a rare blood poisoning is that her boyfriend should stop working on a cure and take her out dancing:
By the late 60’s and early 70’s, the Women’s Lib movement was hitting its stride, sometimes depicted rather clumsily in comics. So it’s kind of cool that Kirby presents this Barda character as someone who is physically powerful, assertive as hell, totally indifferent to gender expectations–and yet very friendly and cool all the same.
the day of the multi-cube!
So anyway, what happens in this issue, plot-wise? How does Mister Miracle escape the falling trunk? Well, he just does! But later he explains the trick to Oberon:
He then gets throw into an iron maiden, on the set of some kind of Dungeons & Dragons style medieval TV show–because why wouldn’t there be a medieval TV show filming inside a modern office building?
Again, the multi-cube dissolves the back of the iron maiden, allowing Scott to escape. Though Barda frequently offers to help, Mister Miracle refuses as it would compromise the warrior-code of this duel with Doctor Bedlam. Eventually Bedlam himself manifests…
…and threatens them with a human stampede, except the multi-cube casts a sleep spell and the heroes are spared. Mister Miracle wins again!
This issue closes with Mister Miracle giving Oberon a hypothetical account of how he pulled off these tricks, which is kind of a nice structure–maybe encouraging children to imagine how Mister Miracle could have done the impossible, and then revealing the secret.